Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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