: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
