considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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