Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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i drank out of a bidet.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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