Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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