As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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