my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Come on in and take your pants off
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