Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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