did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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