He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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