So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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