I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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