I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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