I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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