I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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