Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The Olympian is in my bed
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