ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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