Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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