There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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