i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
