everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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