You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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