Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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