I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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