Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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