Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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