so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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