Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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