I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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