Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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