Your mouth is God's brothel.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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