Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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