I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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