I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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