The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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