Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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