In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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