he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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