it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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