hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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