you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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