She is in my trunk
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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