guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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