can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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