People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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