That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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