i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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