I didn't shave. On purpose
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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