nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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