Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it glows. i had to have it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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