I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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