Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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