Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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