Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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