Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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