TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize