Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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