Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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